I applaud the effort: Please don’t skin me.

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Hi,I like your profile, I’m maybe that special someone your looking for. Let’s talk. I know more about you than you may know about yourself.

Love, M*

 

Dear M,

You creep me out. You know nothing about me. Nor will you. Please focus your energy on stalking someone else. I do not want to be made into your lamp shade! Thank you.

xoxo,
French My Toast

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