Alabama • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska • Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
Arizona • It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Arkansas • A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
California • It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
Colorado • In Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
Connecticut • In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.
Delaware • In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license.
Florida • In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
Georgia • It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy” in Jonesboro.(uh… 1st amendment)
Hawaii • You will be fined if you do not own a boat.
Idaho • You may not fish on a camel’s back.
Illinois • It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.
Indiana • Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
Iowa • One-armed piano players must perform for free. (What???)
Kansas • Russell: Musical car horns are banned
Kentucky • It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.
Louisiana • It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine • Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Maryland • In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters.
Massachusetts • Bullets may not be used as currency.
Michigan • A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
Minnisota • It is illegal to sleep naked.
Mississippi • In Oxford, Miss., it’s illegal to “create unnecessary noises.”
Missouri • Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.
Montana • It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
Nebraska • A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Nevada • A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
New Hampshire • On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey • It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico • It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public
New York • It is illegal to jump off the Empire State building.
North Carolina • Barber: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
North Dakota • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio • In ohio it is illegal to run out of gas. (Bush is causing me to break the law)
Oklahoma • It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Oregon • One may not box with a kangaroo.
Pennsylvainia • It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island • You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
South Carolina • It is legal to beat your wife on a Sunday morning on the steps of the state house.
South Dakota • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee • It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso.
Texas • There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to tuck your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle.
Utah • Logan: Women may not swear.
Vermont • In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Virginia • There was once a law in Salem Virginia that made it illegal to leave home without knowing where you were going.
Washington • Wilbur: You may not ride an ugly horse.
West Virginia • Road Kill may be taken home for supper.
Wisconsin • It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Wyoming • It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
Enjoy xoxo Korbel