Random Tuesday: 50 States… 50 Funny & Crazy Laws!!!


Alabama • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Alaska • Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.

Arizona • It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

Arkansas • A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

California • It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub

Colorado • In Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.

Connecticut • In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.

Delaware • In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license.

Florida • In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.

Georgia • It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy” in Jonesboro.(uh… 1st amendment)

Hawaii • You will be fined if you do not own a boat.

Idaho • You may not fish on a camel’s back.

Illinois • It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.

Indiana • Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.

Iowa • One-armed piano players must perform for free. (What???)

Kansas • Russell: Musical car horns are banned

Kentucky • It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.

Louisiana • It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Maine • Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

Maryland • In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters.

Massachusetts  • Bullets may not be used as currency.

Michigan • A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

Minnisota • It is illegal to sleep naked.

Mississippi • In Oxford, Miss., it’s illegal to “create unnecessary noises.”

Missouri • Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.

Montana • It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

Nebraska • A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

Nevada • A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

New Hampshire • On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

New Jersey • It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

New Mexico • It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public

New York • It is illegal to jump off the Empire State building.

North Carolina • Barber: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

North Dakota • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

Ohio • In ohio it is illegal to run out of gas. (Bush is causing me to break the law)

Oklahoma • It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

Oregon • One may not box with a kangaroo.

Pennsylvainia • It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

Rhode Island • You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

South Carolina • It is legal to beat your wife on a Sunday morning on the steps of the state house.

South Dakota • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Tennessee • It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso.

Texas • There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to tuck your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle.

Utah • Logan: Women may not swear.

Vermont • In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

Virginia • There was once a law in Salem Virginia that made it illegal to leave home without knowing where you were going.

Washington • Wilbur: You may not ride an ugly horse.

West Virginia • Road Kill may be taken home for supper.

Wisconsin • It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

Wyoming • It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.


Enjoy xoxo Korbel




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