1. They live here. You don’t.
2. If you do not want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why its called “Fur-niture.”
3. We like our pets a lot better than we like most people.
4. To you, they are animals. To us, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and do not speak clearly.
REMEMBER: Cats and dogs are better than kids, because they:
1. Eat less. And they do not know how to open the refrigerator to eat your favorite food.
2. Don’t ask for money.
3. Don’t drink your beer or pickle backs!
4. Are easier to train.
5. Normally come when called.
6. Never ask to drive the car.
7. Do not have out with drug-using people.
8. Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college.
9. If they get pregnant you can sell their children.
XOXO – Poinsettia