I applaud the effort: tone it down just a bit.

“Sweetheart,

Just wanted to tell you are simply one of THE most gorgeous girls I’ve ever laid eyes on. I don’t care who you’ve dated in the past or present………..or will in the future for that matter. There is NOONE will that love you and treat you with more respect than me and you deserve a handsome/sexy, romantic, intelligent, athletic, sweet, kind, personable and family oriented guy like myself to complete your already wonderful life. You’re the BEST sweetheart!

M***”

Dear M,

MAYBE you should meet me before you tell me how much you’ll love me. Just a thought!

xoxo,

French My Toast

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